Pâro

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Pâro

n.
the feeling that everything you do is always somehow wrong—that there’s nothing you can eat that’s actually healthy, nothing you can say that isn’t problematic, no way to raise your kids that won’t leave them traumatized—which makes you wonder if there’s some obvious way forward that everybody can see but you, each of them leaning back in their chair and calling out helpfully, “Colder... colder... colder...”

From par 0 (par zero), a theoretical hole on a golf course in which it’s already too late—no matter how well you hit the ball, you’ve already fallen behind. The circumflex on the â is a tiny symbol of someone trying for something then retreating. Compare the Spanish paro, a stoppage or a freezing-up. Pronounced “pahr-oh.”

Momophobia

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Pax Latrina

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Anaphasia

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Poggled

a person studying a book with a magnifying glass

Wytai

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Nullness

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Adronitis

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Amuse-Douche

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Ledsome

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Wenbane

a person standing on a ledge looking at a city skyline

Innity

a neatly made bed with diffused light glowing

Lockheartedness

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Monachopsis

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Aftergloom

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Hailbound

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Scrough

a person working on the sidewalk

Covalent Bond

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Mimeomia

a person wearing an animal onesie garment

Povism

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The Meantime

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The Standard Blues

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Cullaways

a lone sand castle on a beach at low tide

Aimonomia

close-up of a plant with lights glowing in background

Irrition

a close up of a dandelion

Ioia

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Redesis

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Funkenzwangsvorstellung

Funkenzwang-svorstellung

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