Amuse-Douche

Amuse-Douche

n.
an activity that you’ve adored since you were a kid—riding bikes, reading books, taking pictures, cooking food—whose enjoyment dissolves on contact with hardcore fanatics’ ferocious obsession with technique.

From amuse-bouche, a bite-size appetizer intended to tantalize the palate + douche. Pronounced “ah-mooz-doosh.”

Fygophobia

Adronitis

Allope

Wytai

Tillid

Innity

Nullness

Amuse-Douche

Heartmoor

Mimeomia

Hobsmacked

Hemeisis

Kenaway

Anaphasia

Pâro

Anecdoche

Mal De Coucou

Wenbane

Lookaback

Ironsick

Lap Year

Nighthawk

Skidding

Mithenness

Amentalio

Present-Tense

Future-Tense